Tall Tales and Yoga

I attended a yoga class that was advertised in our paper that turned out to be for seniors. Two people were in walkers! Needless to say, it was a very relaxing class. When I came home, Cora asked if I had fun "yogaing." I told her I accidentally went to a class for grandmas and grandpas. Cora thought my mix-up was pretty funny, and it insipred her to spin her own tall tale:

"Mommy, lasternight (This is her terminology. Yesterday + last night = lasternight) I went to the wrong yoga class. There were no little girls, just grandmas and grandpas."

Me: "You must have been a hit with all those grandparents, Cora."

Cora: "Yes! One of them hit me with a baseball bat!" (she loves making up stories with high drama)

Me: "No. no. Wrong kind of hit. When I say you were a hit with people it means they really liked you."

Cora: "And the baseball bat was pink!"

Ok, Miss Drama Llama.